NELLY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??

jiayoulimiaoyu:

The world ends on your birthday, this year. Way to dick us over, dude.

http://www.adishakti.org/mayan_end_times_prophecy_12-21-2012.htm

Alex… that is way too much for me to read LOL. Care to summarize for Dr. Noprah please? (Or should I call myself Dr. Nelprah?)